Peep Show

Everyone's complaining about these new TSA body scanner at the airport. They say that its too invasive and gives people a nude view.

Good! Why do you think I do all those sit-ups? Let SOMEONE enjoy this body.
The most action I've seen all year is the vigorous pat-down by the security agent after they mistook my spare iPod charger for a 5.45mm Russian semi-automatic Kalashnikov.

And bless you dear, for thinking anyone REALLY wants to see you nude. Security had to stop you twice because the fat at the bottom of your KFC bucket had congealed to over 3 ounces.

NO ONE is eager to look at that screen.

"They could leak out onto the internet," they say. I know there's a fetish for everything...

...but people are done idolizing the Venus of Willendorf. Those images are about as sexually arousing as an 8mm scat-themed snuff film starring Benny Hill.

There's one way to make people happy about this. Just have the image skewed so everyone looks 15 pounds thinner.
People would be LINING UP to get through security.

Oh...Nevermind then...